Arrrrrrrrr!

Why saying "Arrrrrrr!" is fun.

Have you ever tried saying "Arrrrr!"? If you haven't, I would recommend trying it now.  If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go away and do some research on pirates.  (To those people who just left, I say, "Arrrrrr!") If you have now tried saying this, you will agree with me that it is enjoyable, the question is, why?

There are hundreds of possible reasons, but for the sake of brevity, only a few will be mentioned here.

The simplest and most likely reason is that the letter R is the 18th letter of the alphabet.  This number, 18, has always managed to cause a great deal of pleasure for me personally.  (Just a moment, 18! 18! 18! Aaaaaah.)

Why should you say "Arrrrrrrr!"? Well, the best reason is, as mentioned above, it's fun.  Another good reason is because you happen to be a pirate (like myself, "Arrrrrr!")  This is simply good protocol for pirates.  It is really one of the unwritten rules of piracy; if you don't say "Arrrrrr!" at least once a day, your shipmates are likely to have you walk the plank for land-lubberish tendancies.

A third good reason is if you need to relieve excess aggression, for as we all know, R is a very aggressive letter.  (As a matter of fact, in some societies, even saying the letter R in public will get you in a very dangerous situation.)  Despite this risk, the letter R should be used more often and better (there's nothing worse than a badly said "Arrrrrrrr!")

This concludes my writing on the letter R.  I would just like to say before I go, "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"


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